The scene: An normal evening in Oakland, CA.
The Cast: A’s mascot Stomper, a strapping young fellow named Jose, others.
The Plot: A normal, breakdancing fellow is impressing his rambunctious friends with his twirling ability when along comes an anthropomorphic elephant. The giant, mute pachyderm challenges him to a dance-off. Actually, this is exactly what happened in our dream last night.
[...] [The M Zone], Mr. Met Parties [Deadspin], Mr. Met ‘Gets His Bhangra On’ [FanHouse] and Stomper Danceoff [Say [...]