- Brian Sabean: will he stay or will he go? [Note: there is much better reading about the Sabean issue over at McCovey Chronicles. We are mere mortals.]
- Will Barry Zito continue to be a richer, suckier version of Shawn Estes?
- Will there be a veteran firesale at the trade deadline?
- Will someone–anyone–decide to be good at “offense”?
- Will Bengie Molina’s intensity finally boil over, leading to a triple-homicide in the Giants’ clubhouse?
- Will Fred Lewis finally change his name to Michael Tucker?
- Will Bruce Bochy resurrect his mustache?
Will someoneHow many people will die of boredom/frustration after watching Pedro Feliz ground into an inning-ending 6-4-3 double play?
- Speaking of Pete Happy, will this finally be Pedro Feliz’s breakout year?
- Will Matt Cain have a sub-3.00 ERA and 20 losses?
- Will the Giants make the playoffs? Oops, we mean …
Feel free to add your own. Thank “god” sports return tonight.