The Zito Apologist: Second Half MVP? Cy Young?

https://i0.wp.com/sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/images/2007/03/31/QnLpotYu.jpgDear Bay Area Fans,

Seven innings. Two runs. Zero walks. 81 strikes, 109 pitches.

“That’s how I pitch when I am who I am.”

With yesterday’s dominating victory over the red-hot Chicago Cubs (despite the best efforts of the Giants’ anemic bats), we feel completely comfortable saying that Barry Zito will have an outstanding bounceback second half. His record currently stands at 7-9; we predict 16 wins.

Here’s to launching the Zito Re-Bandwagon. Get excited. Is it possible to have the best starting pitching in the league but still be the worst team in the league? We’re about to find out.

Sincerely,
The Zito Apologist

P.S. The Giants are currently getting slammed by the Cubbies. Matt Cain is the new Barry Zito. And Barry Zito is the new Matt Cain.

One Response to The Zito Apologist: Second Half MVP? Cy Young?

  1. donchoi says:

    I certainly hope for the Giants’ sake you are right, but my guess on the over/under for Zito’s wins this year is 13. Better luck next year.

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