Giants Roundup: Who’s Playing Vinnie Chulk?

  • The entire hypothetical cast of Asterisks Are Forever: A Barry Bonds Movie. It stars Kevin Costner as Duane Kuiper, Michael Clarke Duncan as a post-roid Bonds (Don Cheadle and Mekhi Phifer split time as young Barry), LL Cool J as Gary Sheffield and Forrest Whitaker as Dusty Baker, among others. [Bugs & Cranks]
  • Barry also wrote a letter to Hank Aaron. He’s having his pumpkin and eating it too! [Sons of Sam Malone]
  • Oh, and Hank Aaron enjoys the use of a thesaurus. [Foul Balls]
  • The Giants just can’t stay away from records: Bobby Cox was ejected last night for the record-132nd time in his career. [MLB, via 100% Injury Rate]
  • Barry Bonds is going to sue Curt Schilling. A nation rolls its eyes. [Deadspin]
  • Barry Bonds is going to retire after the 2008 season. Probably. Assuming technology advances? [The FanHouse]
  • If you’ve been wondering what Barry Bonds’ thoughts on hockey are, today is your lucky day: “I could never play hockey. I’ve tried. I can ice skate, but it’s not good, you know? I play hockey in the wintertime with (actor, game-show host) Alan Thicke. Me and my family. We do. We go down to the ice skating rink, all of us. Funny thing, I’d never seen my son skate, and he beat all of us.” All together now … Alan Thicke? [Deadspin]
  • In our best Ali G voice: “Is MLB umps racialist?” [TIME]
  • Help is on the way: Wendell Fairley signed. So, in 2010 … [McCovey Chronicles]
  • Oh, and the Giants lost last night 5-4 to the Braves. The bullpen blew it in the ninth inning. [SFGate]

One Response to Giants Roundup: Who’s Playing Vinnie Chulk?

  1. […] Giants Roundup: Who?s Playing Vinnie Chulk? The entire hypothetical cast of Asterisks Are Forever: A Barry Bonds Movie. It stars Kevin Costner as Duane Kuiper, Michael Clarke Duncan as a post-roid Bonds (Don Cheadle and Mekhi Phifer split time as young Barry), LL Cool J as Gary … […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: