Seinfeld :: Pac-10 Tournament Teams

March 16, 2007

UCLA :: Jerry: The central character in the show, Jerry/UCLA is the one that ties everything together. Being incredibly successful, it is the standard by which all other comedians/programs (college and television) are judged. Jerry’s tight jeans and collared shirt are as dependable as the powder and yellow Bruin jerseys. Classy, simple, understated, unemotional. How can anyone not like them?!

Oregon :: Elaine: Approaches Jerry/UCLA in terms of sheer funniness/victories, but unlike them, Oregon/Elaine has the undeniable ability to get hot very quickly. The streakiness can be a blessing or a disguise, especially in times when “Dancing” is required. Can be proven to be overrated if stuck in slow tempo game/shvitz for hours at a time. Beware a “little kick” in the Dance, Oregon. Little kicks can result from having “a rather bulbous head.”

Worlds continue to collide as the old man tries to send back soup in the deli …

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