The 2007 Giants = The Team From Major League, Only Not Good

August 14, 2007

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Willie Mays Hayes = Rajai Davis

Willie: “Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.”
Lou Brown: “You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.”

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Roger Dorn = Barry Bonds

Jake Taylor: “What I was concerned with was why you didn’t come up with that grounder that Rockert hit in the 9th.”
Roger Dorn: “It was out of my reach, what do you want me to do, dive for it?”

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Rick Vaughn = Tim Lincecum

Lou Brown: “Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.”

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Lou Brown = Bruce Bochy

Assistant Coach: [Vaughn has just given up a grand slam after walking three straight batters] “You want me to go get him?”
Lou Brown: “No, keep him in. Let’s see how he reacts.”
Lou Brown: [Vaughn hits the next batter] “Interesting.”

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Bay Area Stars Get Simpsonized

July 30, 2007

With the recent hubbub over The Simpsons Movie, we decided to take a page out of the Boston Globe’s book and applied the treasure trove of time-wasters, the Simpsonizer, to your favorite Bay Area superstars and ours, from Senor Bonds to Baron to Miss Jessica Alba and more…

Barry Bonds:

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Nick Swisher:

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Whaddya Gimme For …

May 30, 2007

… Giants outfielder Randy Winn and midget-actor-man Tony Cox?

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Whaddya Gimme For …

May 8, 2007

… Jazz backup point guard Dee Brown and rapper Jermaine Dupri?

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Whaddya Gimme For …

May 4, 2007

It’s a beautiful morning in the world. To celebrate, here’s an extended version of Whaddya Gimme For … (courtesy, as always, of Murph and Mac).

… the Dallas Mavericks being at the wrong place at the wrong time and running into the buzzsaw that is the Warriors and this other unfortunate equine?

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… Latvian import and franchise center Andris Biedrins and Ivan Drago from Rocky IV?

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Whaddya Gimme For …

April 25, 2007

… New York Knicks Hall of Fame guard Walt “Clyde” Frazier and Warriors guard Baron Davis? Both are super-cool, bad-ass guards who came up in rough neighborhoods. As physical guards, they play similar games; Frazier was listed 6-4, 200 lbs while Baron is 6-3, 210 lbs. And of course, they both rock the ultra-thick beard.
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Whaddya Gimme For …

March 19, 2007

… Indiana University Basketball Coach Kelvin Sampson and Food Network star Emeril Lagasse?

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